Don’t Come To My Funeral

This is a post I wrote back in 2017 when I threw a birthday party and was somewhat dismayed at the lack of response my invitations received. Still, we had a really good time. It was almost as fun as any funeral.

Listen to me read this post or read it below. And, please, come to my barbeque.

Don_t Come To My Funeral(My Bad Poem That Makes a Good Point)Don_t come to my funeral,I won_t care.Don_t come to my funeral,I won_t be there.But when I invite you to A barbeque

Years ago, I attended a friend’s 90th birthday party.  Her family intended it to be a celebration of this woman’s life. That’s what funerals are now sometimes called: celebrations of life. Only this celebration was held before the one we were celebrating had died. It was wonderful.

I loved seeing her glow as each eulogy was given. Some of the stories were touching and some were funny, and all illustrated a piece of her life. What a waste these tales would’ve been if she’d have been too dead to hear all the sweet memories folks shared about her.

Funerals are for the living.

I do understand that funerals are for the living. They provide a chance to connect and a chance to accept the passing of a loved one. Mourning together is better.

Funerals affirm that, even in the face of death, life goes on. We’ll all die but for now, we are alive. Funerals are good to remind us of this fact.

I also understand why folks come out for funerals. At funerals you see everyone; all those old friends and relatives crawl out of the woodwork and come back home. They step out of their comfortable, full lives, and they come to mourn and visit and reconnect.

At funerals someone often asks, “Why don’t we ever get together like this when there’s not a funeral?” Good question.

Cemetery statue, Savannah, Georgia.

A gathering where no one’s dead can be fun too. 

Now and then, I’ll invite people to events at which everyone is alive. Often my invitation is turned down cold. I can’t compete with funerals.

Next time I host a party, I’m going to call it a funeral just to see if more people come. Death more than simple pleasure seems to be worth making an effort for.

Don’t put off living.

We’re all guilty of putting off a life that begs to be lived. We especially put off the pleasant things. There’s something in our culture that still esteems suffering while it diminishes enjoyment.

I had a great aunt who worked hard all her life at a mundane job that she disliked. She kept working and promised herself that when she retired, she’d finally travel and enjoy life. I loved and admired this woman. When she became ill and died before she got to travel, I paid attention.

Suffering is not more important than enjoyment.

In our western culture, a high premium is placed on stoic suffering. I get it. When pioneers came to this land, stoic suffering was their only choice. Put your head down and work until you carved a life into this rugged nowhere. The strong survived and there wasn’t time to cultivate roses let alone smell them.

A rose in my auntie’s garden.

It’s different now. We can relax a bit and enjoy being alive. I won’t suffer in the hopes that someone will shed an earned tear at my funeral. I’d gladly exchange a tearful funeral for a joy-filled life. I wouldn’t even mind a bitter eulogy: “All she did was go around being happy and savouring life.”

I’m no martyr. The fact is, my suffering doesn’t improve anyone else’s life. It only makes me miserable and, in turn, I make the world more miserable.

It won’t kill you to go to the party.

When someone calls you to go spend time with the living, try to go. I know. Life is busy and there are competing priorities. Keep in mind that it is far easier to visit with the folks we love, to hold them and be near them, before they are dead.

Life is short and enjoying it fully is more important than suffering through it. It’s respectful to attend the funerals, but it’s crucial to go to the barbeques.

Thanks for reading and listening! I hope you have a great new week wherever you are.

~ Lori

3 Comments on “Don’t Come To My Funeral”

  1. Hey Lori, I really enjoyed this story – my Mamere passed away at thanks giving this year at 96 years old and she was the one always “going to the BBQ” right up until the morning she passed in the home she was in. The evening the seniors were having a party and in true crazy french lady form, she danced the night away, then in the morning quietly passed in her sleep she was always one of the happiest people in the room and always gave so much of herself – really glad I listened to your story

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    • Hi Kelly! Thanks so much for listening. Yes, I’d read that your Mamere had passed. I was sorry to hear it. What a long life! Sounds like she celebrated life every day and knew the importance of attending the barbeques. Good to hear from you. Take care!


  2. I’d gladly exchange a tearful funeral for a joy-filled life. I wouldn’t even mind a bitter eulogy: “All she did was go around being happy and savouring life.”
    Great piece, Lori, and spot-on observation. I want to assure you that you’re not alone in having difficulty persuading folks to come out for some fun. For many years, we’ve had Holiday “At-Homes”, harking back to the tradition of days designated for “drop-in” visits. We would have an open-house every Tuesday say in December before Christmas. Last year, we went from 3 to 2, and this year we’re only hosting one party. The purpose had been to have gatherings of say 12-20 rather than one BIG bash where it’s more difficult to talk (especially for the hosts who must spend all their time running food and drink refills).
    I also find my friends who used to host bashes for their birthday or just because it was a lovely summer day, no longer do so. “Too much trouble,” they say.
    I’m with you. Come on people. Let’s get together somewhere besides Facebook and put the smartphones on airplane mode and talk and laugh and dance. This ain’t no dress rehearsal.


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